Total Medals Earned: 2,070 (From 337 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,300 Points
Medals Earned: 8/12 (210/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/275 points)
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You now have yourself a completed speech.
Medals Earned: 17/42 (85/500 points)
Collected 7 hidden stars.
Finished Level 1.
Finished Level 10.
Finished Level 11.
Finished Level 12.
Finished Level 13.
Finished Level 14.
Finished Level 15.
Finished Level 16.
Finished Level 2.
Finished Level 3.
Finished Level 4.
Finished Level 5.
Finished Level 6.
Finished Level 7.
Finished Level 8.
Finished Level 9.
Finished Level 17.
Collected 14 hidden stars.
Finished Level 18.
Finished Level 19.
Finished Level 20.
Finished Level 21.
Finished Level 22.
Finished Level 23.
Finished Level 24.
Finished Level 25.
Finished Level 26.
Finished Level 27.
Finished Level 28.
Finished Level 29.
Finished Level 30.
Finished Level 31.
Finished Level 32.
Finished Level 33.
Finished Level 34.
Collected 21 hidden stars.
Collected 28 hidden stars.
Finished Level 35.
Collected 35 hidden stars.
Completed 100% of the game.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/465 points)
Preschool
Kindergarten
Elementary School
Junior High
High School
Associated Degree
Bachelor Degree
Masters Degree
NASA LEVEL
PhD Graduate
Medals Earned: 24/24 (500/500 points)
Completed level 1
Completed level 2
Completed level 3
Completed level 4
Completed level 5
Completed level 6
Completed level 7
Completed level 8
Completed level 9
Completed level 10
Completed level 11
Completed level 12
Completed level 13
Completed level 14
Completed level 15
Completed level 16
Completed level 17
Completed level 18
Completed level 19
Completed level 20
Completed level 21
Completed level 22
Completed level 23
Completed level 24 and the whole game, you absolute madlad
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/260 points)
Reboot Complete!
Cooperation Achieved!
Go Forth and Restore!
Medals Earned: 6/9 (65/80 points)
You made it!
Getting closer!
You have almost won!
Time for the bonus round!
You won the game, yay! (You also just lost the game)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (100/100 points)
Get 500 Points
Complete Level 1
Get 1500 Points
Complete Level 2
Get 3000 Points